“I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.”— Dita Von Teese (via purplebuddhaquotes)
(Source: purplebuddhaquotes, via footwork7)
if I’m smirking or laughing when I’m pissed off you better fucking run
(via footwork7)
*sexting*
me before I nut: I can’t wait to do all these awful things to you
him: and then?
me after I nut:
(Source: theshitneyspears, via wrong-page)
watching your titties get sucked on is therapeutic
Doing the titty sucking is therapeutic
couples therapy
Ass grabbin is an important part of every relationship.
(Source: y0ung-dillinger, via zackisontumblr)
Why won’t a women date a guy that still lives with his mom, but she’ll date a guy that still lives with his wife?
me: "they hurt me!! I'm gonna be distant! that'll show them!"
them: "hey"
me: "hey 💘💓💖💕💓💞💕💗💝💓💞💝💘💕💕💖💗💘💕💞💘💘💖💗💘💞💕💞💞💕💘💕💖💗💖💕💞💞💖💖💗💖💘💞💫"
them: "hey"
me: "hey 💘💓💖💕💓💞💕💗💝💓💞💝💘💕💕💖💗💘💕💞💘💘💖💗💘💞💕💞💞💕💘💕💖💗💖💕💞💞💖💖💗💖💘💞💫"
